Today I got an email from my DM, which I wanted to share with you, ‘cuz it brightened my day (along with my smart-ass comments).
Since the beginning of this campaign, I’ve been giving names to each of our sessions as if they were episodes of a show or chapters of a book. Tonight will be Episode 27: Two Boats are Better Than One.
Especially if one is stolen from your (my) personal enemy and can’t safely dock in any port nearby!
Here are the names of each of our sessions so far (usually ascribed tentatively beforehand, then updated if necessary to suit the events of the episode):
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 1: Shipwrecked
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 2: Lost
No smoke monsters were harmed in the making of this shipwreck.
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 3: The Lighthouse
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 4: Pointcrawling
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 5: Sahuagin Taco Shack
Sahuagin are fishmans, and we whupped them good!
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 6: Shipwrescued
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 7: The Good Town of Quent
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 8: Night at the Museum
Shockingly (hehe) similar to the children’s movie of the same name!
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 9: Intermission: All Hallows’ Eve
Two words: Candy. Vampire.
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 10: Ships in the Night
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 11: Scum and Villainy
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 12: In Cove Blood
I am judging you over this pun, Dave.
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 13: Cool Kids’ Club
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 14: Heart of Darkness
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 15: Heart of Darkness Pt. 2
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 16: Heart of Darkness Pt. 3
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 17: Under a Dragon’s Shadow
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 18: The Colour of Magic
It’s turtles all the way down.
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 19: Bare Necessities
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 20: Crackling Doom
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 21: Cabin Fever
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 22: Harness the Storm
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 23: Senghor Liberated
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 24: By Land or By Sea
THE FISHMEN ARE COMING, THE FISHMEN ARE COMING!
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 25: A Three Hour (De)tour
No one expects the water elemental inquisition!
Pathfinder Reboot Episode 26: Thunderstruck
At the end of tonight’s session we’re down to one (stolen) ship, a plague coffer, and a hold full of evil artifacts. We also have designs on a new crew, all we have to do is make them corporeal again! Also, I learned what happened to my (ex-)captain’s old crew, and made friends with a mute witch, who has a friend who is a ferret! I’m sure it’ll be smooth sailing, now!